Vacation home. Needs water, preferably ocean. Large lake will do. River = no. I’ve got a deck, with an outdoor dining table. A bar with high stools along the rail, where you can sit and talk and look. Hopefully at water.
Also a nice greatroom - kitchen, dining, social area. And lots of bedrooms for guests.
If we’re thinking practically, I think this is Nag’s Head, North Carolina about 5 hours from here. I want a grocery store and 2-3 restaurants at hand but not a lot of civilization. (tried to find and upload a picture, but everything seems to be webp today and I don’t know what to do with that file type…)
If we keep pretending, my mind wanders to Bar Harbor, Maine. Not good for swimming but darn pretty ocean. Park City, Utah, in the rockies. Good for winter and summer. Coast outside Seattle, maybe Vancouver Island. And of course I grew up in Southern California, it’d be nice to have a place there though it also feels funny to “vacation” where it used to be “home.”
So, games. I’m thinking categorically:
Lazy Afternoons
Caverna. La Granja. These are the best, chill games I can think of. Probably Ark Nova as it’s easier to teach and the zoo theme speaks to people. AFFO could go here too but I’m just not as excited to table it as these others.
Kids
Unicorn Glitterluck, Monza, Dragomino (My First Kingdomino, parents give it a look), Sorry!
Got to have stuff for the kids. Sorry still delivers where most other incumbents do not.
Prolly some matching and guessing games.
Games that make the best use of the people at the table
Bohnanza. Ra. Coup. Libertalia / Mission: Red Planet, Harvest, Mountain Goats, One Night Ultimate Railroad, Codenames or Decrypto, Incan Gold, Camel Up, Anomia, Flamme Rouge, The King is Dead, No Thanks, Zoo Vadis.
This is probably the heart of the vacation collection. I want to be well engaged with the people I’m with, that’s sort of the point of getting away to a place like this. High and/or flexible player counts are helpful.
Games that benefit from long or repeat sessions
Tichu. The Crew, Race for the Galaxy, Hive, Innovation, Condottiere.
You know, usually short games but ones that grow with play, or have a shifting meta that really thrives when you have the same group of people playing over and over. I think this list is comparatively incomplete. Though just Tichu fills the niche.
Just the best
Keyflower, Ginkgopolis, El Grande, Agricola, Hansa Teutonica, Lorenzo Il Magnifico, Grand Austria Hotel, Tigris & Euphrates, Isle of Skye.
The prior lists are all kind of “what I would want while away on vacation with friends or family.” But you also want just the best the library has to offer. With the caveat of sticking to lower teaching complexity.
Maybe a winter collection, as well? Longer, heavier games for when you’ve gotten away but you’re hunkering outside rather than drinking beer at the balcony rail. Campaign games. Memoir, Jaws of the Lion. Polis. Eclipse. Undaunted Stalingrad.
Now that I’ve seen @Captbnut’s house I want Crokinole, of course.
If this were happening in real life I’d probably spend a week on this and focus on a much shorter list.
Movies are partially for me but I like to be a librarian. I want it stocked with the movies I most want other people to watch. Mixing my list of most respected movies with movies that would people want to watch while relaxing, we get something like this:
Movies
Intolerable Cruelty. Anchorman. Mr and Mrs Smith. Muppets from Space. Rush Hour 2. Shakespeare in Love. Undercover Blues.
Casablanca. Scent of a Woman. UP in the Air. Lars and the Real Girl.
Arrival. Fifth Element. Serenity. Gattaca. Star Wars: OT. The Abyss.
How to Train your Dragon trilogy. CHicken Run. The Incredibles. Toy Story Tirlogy. The Lego Movie. Inside Out. Finding Dory.
Braveheart. Avatar. Gladiator. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
The Dark Knight, Batman Begins. Iron Man. X-Men United. Superman Returns (yes, the one everyone else hates).
Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Last Crusade. Pirates of the Caribbean 1. The Princess Bride. Goldeneye. The Rocketeer.
I’m out of energy for books. Maybe another time : )