Limericks (with mandatory title extension)

One more example of not having the standard form is “Limeraiku”:

There’s a vile old man
Of Japan who roars at whores,
“Where’s your bloody fan?”

A composite form, Limeraiku.
Combines Limerick into the
haiku
Rhyme and rhythm make sense
But I’ll risk the offence
Of cod-pidgin and say “me-no-likeu”
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“This Limerick-monger named Syme”
Said His Honour, "deserves to do time
"I’d forgive the odd prank
"Such as robbing a bank
“But never a maladroit rhyme.”

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What is surprising is not that it is done badly but that it is done at all.