The important part is to just get started.
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3 is also the max number of repetitions of a task devs are “allowed” before having to automate
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Essentially, the Murderbots were the natural consequence of following Best Practice.
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(On a particularly straight bit of the M6) “This is obviously a Roman motorway.”
(Observing a large rounded car) “I don’t know what it is but it looks as though it’s been passed by an elephant.”
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“That guy couldn’t pull out of a driveway.”
My brother-in-law referring to Nick Cannon.
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“Calling a child Clive would be cruel. Calling a cat Clive is hilarious.”
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“One finger makes all the difference.”
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Daddy, I ate lasers.
Lasers?! What did they taste like?
Lasers.
(I suppose I walked into that one)
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“It does not dodge out of the way. Its Dodge is much reduced, 'cos it’s got no legs.”
“Jumping down into the pit is fine if you land safely. What’s your Jump skill?”
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In a situation entirely devoid of any obvious threats, a character of mine once rolled badly and slipped off a ledge, then rolled very badly for “landing”, and suffered a nasty injury. Fortunately we had a medic! The medic jumped down, rolled appallingly, and landed on top of me. They then attempted to treat my injuries and rolled a critical failure. I no longer remember how long that character was hospitalised for, but it was quite some time.
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A light meal.
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Ba. Dum. Tiss…
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Ah, a Rimmer.
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“Two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…”
Ba. Dum. Tiss…
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I just saw/heard an advertisement for a car.
It used the phrase “the best things in life are free.”
It wasn’t free.
I’m just a bit surprised their advertising campaign is essentially “we’re not that good”.
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Well, you buy the car and we give you the floor mats for free. They are pretty hot.
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“That’s right – these floor mats are the best thing about our new car!”
“No, damn, that still doesn’t sound right. Remind me, how much did we pay the advertising agency?”
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We meant free, like free to go anywhere. But don’t leave the roadway of course?
The best things in life are free to go anywhere.
On the roadway.
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The best things in life are free…to purchase.
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