To the contrary, if someone threatened to mofo me up I would take that very seriously. I think these terms take on weight the more a-grammatcially they are used.
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And a lot of other factors! Like if they have a knife…
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Politicians are the only people who write resignation letters after they’re fired.
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See: Corporate Executives
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“Like a cross between droughts and chess.”
(This was just a typo in a comment I’d read, but the concept was too perplexing not to share.)
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“I’m going to make a game on Saturday and release it Sunday. There will a demo that’s free but the real game will cost less than £21, so £20”
My seven year old planning a career in making games. I’ve promised to help him with Scratch
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(Wife is online shopping)
“Wait, before you take a break can you look at these five rings?”
“I guess. That’s only half as many as Shang-Chi had to deal with.”
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“It’s time for the thoracic horn.”
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The real trouble is all the stuff that comes after.
Hope you like birds.
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“What’s the point of Delaware?”
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Incorrect. That would be Wilmington
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It was posed by my coworker who is from New Jersey.
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In my case, it gave me somewhere to turn around when I was driving to Pennsylvania and missed.
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As a Californian, I had that sentiment. As a Virginian, Delaware has a lot of value (namely, Farm Fresh ice cream and a number of beaches that aren’t Maryland trashy). My wife was raised in New Jersey and I think for her Delaware was important only for holding up one half of the Delaware Memorial Bridge (DelMemBr).
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“I’m all out of Intrigue. I can’t go down the docks any more.”
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Lords of Waterdeep?
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Yup.
“So every turn two more thieves turn up? What is it, gold coloured fly paper?”
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How has Wisconsin not legalized weed? It’s a gateway drug to cheese!
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Problem is, weed is an alternative to beer.
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