I assume that’s directly related to how recently the alphabet was developed. Japanese kana are also very consistent, and also a relatively recent script.
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Called mum for a chat and she was asking about my illness, particularly how exhausted I’ve been this past week due to long Covid.
“I’m surprised there isn’t a tablet or something you can take that would wake you up and let you get things done… oh… That would be Uppers, wouldn’t it?”
My mother the drug fiend 
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I wonder if there has been a clinical trial of amphetamines…
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Considering they used to sell them as a decongestant, there’s certainly been a lot of real world testing and anecdotal reports
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I’m assuming Lordof1 was speaking in regards to Covid treatment.
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So was I, but I never let reality get in the way.
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I have no memory of saying whatever I said anyway so we can all let it mean what we want it to mean.
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Friend “I really like your board game bras”
Me “You can take off my game bra if you want”
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Do you get your bras from Lancashire or Birmingham?
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“Human teeth cannot bite through neoprene. Come the zombie apocalypse we’ll all be wearing wetsuits and gimp masks.”
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“I’m in a shop and it’s got lots of games.”
Me: “Oh yes?”
“Yeah, it’s called ‘Chaos Cards’.”
Me: !!!
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Do we have to wait for the zombie apocalypse?
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I can confirm it does. Although having all the games for under 10s at the front seems weird
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“What’s your name?”
– My partner, while attempting to send me email.
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“You heard me. Get your spuds out.”
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It’s not as ordinary as the “Omen’s Whisper” cardigan…
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“Many things in life can be improved with cream and sugar.”
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What is it about becoming a mum or dad that makes you take so long on the toilet?
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I’ll take “What is a desire for peace and quiet,” for $1000, Alex!
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Overheard in the changing rooms of my son’s swimming lessson
“If you had a crisis what would you call it Dad?”
“Looking after you two on my own”
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