“Never a cop around when you want one.”
“Wouldn’t know.”
“It’s the sort of game where you have great fun playing it, then suddenly it’s the end and you’re on zero points.”
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“Space cheese it! It’s the space rozzers!”
“Did Terry Nation have a hand in this script?”
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“I bet God is really good at laundry.”
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“Sorry I single-handedly crashed the galactic economy.”
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“Would you like some help with that?” as I single handedly try and push a Ford Transit van up a slope…
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It’s easier if you use both arms.
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“Can you get me to Pluto before Dan does it?”
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Not exactly heard or said, but saw a license plate cover today which read:
I’m so gay I can’t even park straight!
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“My science is a yellow blob.”
“Hanging around the labour exchange with a sign: WILL ARCHAEOLOGISE FOR GIN.”
“And spend the parrot, which it turns out also works as a boat.”
“Can I move my camp to be further away from him?”
“I think you walk there, rather than it ‘costing you a foot’.”
“Tell my assistant that.”
“The guardian is… a giant ant. Well, I assume. Maybe it’s just an ant.”
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“I want to trust you.”
“I want to trust me.”
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“… having real trouble getting away from Areola.”
(Random fragment of football commentary at breakfast.)
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“Maeoni Viper: snakes are snakes, and frogs are nervous.”
“Jessa, we talked about this. Cutting yourself is not the answer. Cutting other people is the answer.”
“Dark Transformation!”
"Harold, did you paint your bedroom black again?"l
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“If in doubt, Snek!”
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“There is a fine line between committing to the bit and going into battle in a tit hammock.” (All these last from Ashes of course.)
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Probably why yer man was having trouble getting away from Areola…
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“Damn this melty cheese!”
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“I didn’t stick around to find out how indentured the servitude was.”
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So yes, you can lift yourself with your own boot straps. You just need a complex boot strap and of course something higher to hook it to.
(emphasis mine)
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Where the “They” in the clickbait thumbnail is “ChatGPT” 
(which apparently bases its response on the idea that, when not anchored by the ground, the human musculoskeletal system is capable of exerting enough force on the rope to balance its own weight, but incapable of… applying some more force).
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