Went into the hardware store and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking. I got the first punch in though
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By an extraordinary stroke of bad luck, my friend just got diagnosed with a liver parasite. It was a fluke.
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Oh good grief
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In all honesty I think this one is the worst we’ve ever had.
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No need to reply with such bile.
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I’ve invented a perfume dispenser that you control with your mind.
I know that sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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Ouch, that one was practically a lethal weapun.
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