Went into the hardware store and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking. I got the first punch in though
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By an extraordinary stroke of bad luck, my friend just got diagnosed with a liver parasite. It was a fluke.
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Oh good grief
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In all honesty I think this one is the worst we’ve ever had.
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No need to reply with such bile.
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I’ve invented a perfume dispenser that you control with your mind.
I know that sounds crazy, but it makes scents when you think about it.
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Ouch, that one was practically a lethal weapun.
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I went into a furniture shop to get some a present but instead I bought myself a load of bookshelves. It was a bit shelf indulgent.
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There’s nothing like mature cheddar on toast. I tried some immature cheddar instead last week, but it called me a dick and ran off.
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There was a young lady of Bude
Who said “sod this, I’m off before we hit the obvious rhyme”.
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Is that a still from a Famous Five title sequence? I want it to be that.
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Would have been great if it was a still of Richard Herring as he’s from Cheddar and is quite immature…
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It is. And here are some further characters so that I am allowed to post those two words.
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Whoah there, man! I’m not made of memes!
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(Not sure if this one has been posted. it seems no…)
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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I thought it was when it was all groan up? 
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