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Alton Brown has two staggeringly good turkey recipes that completely prevent dry-bird.

One of them is deep frying. It’s a glorious process, but honestly, ain’t nobody got time for that these days (it involves an outdoor setup, a ladder, a propane burner… etc… etc…).

The other is brining, and it is now my go to (I used to wrap my turkey in bacon, which also worked, but was basically a waste of a half-package of bacon). Only downside is that you have to start the brine the day before you are going to roast, and the turkey needs to be completely thawed by that time if you started with a frozen bird (and let’s be honest: everyone does). Can’t recommend it highly enough, although I do omit the apple from his recipe (I just don’t like my turkey every-so-slightly fruity… I also dislike cranberry sauce for the same reason).

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You know you eat the bacon right? :wink: :wink: :joy: :joy:

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Indeed!! Best bit!! :slight_smile:

I so wanna do that. I’ve not got a pot big enough tho!

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My partner and I got a bit carried away yesterday. We are accustomed to cooking side dishes for large, family get-togethers and so our batch sizes were… excessive.


There are a lot of fancy mashed potato recipes out there, but I avoid them all. You only need 5 things for the perfect mashed potatoes: russet potatos, salt, milk, butter and a Kitchenaid Stand Mixer (with paddle and whisk attachments).

Potato Details

This year I used our electric pressure cooker (like an Instant Pot, but an off-brand) to boil the potatoes. I’m not sure exactly how much time it saved (some, just not sure how much) but it did free up our large pot for other dishes in the meantime. Potatoes went into the pressure cooker peeled and cut into ~6cm cubes. Afterwards, into the Kitchenaid with some heavy pinches of salt and about half a cup of salted butter and mixed with the paddle attachment for about 45 seconds on medium-low speed.

Then switch to the whisk attachment, add in about 60ml of milk and whisk to fluff for about 30 seconds on high speed. Then transfer to a dish. We add butter on top to keep it from drying out while waiting for everything else to get ready to serve)


A traditional dish that my family prepares for Christmas and Thanksgiving is candied yams, which seems divisive even among other Americans; I definitely have a sweet tooth and candied yams have been, literally, my favorite food for most of my life.

Candied Yams

I boiled the sweet potatoes whole in their skin (my grocery stores do differentiate between “yams” and “sweet potatoes” and we buy sweet potatoes, but I still call the dish “candied yams”), then a cooled them in water before pulling the skins off (after boiling and then cooling, the skins will just fall off with a bit of coaxing) and then I trimmed off the stringier bits of the potatoes with a knife and cut into chunks. First, it is topped with pats of butter and sprinkled with brown sugar.

And then the whole thing is buried under a layer of marshmallows and put in the oven; this time I tried it at 350F (175C) which worked well; this is also the first time I’ve ever used a gas oven to make them and I will be sad if I ever have to use electric again in the future because I managed to get a great crisp on the marshmallows after about 25 minutes in the oven.


We also prepared some fresh green beans

First by boiling until they had a good texture, and then drained and set aside while I melted some butter and sautéed garlic until lightly golden brown, and then I added the green beans back in and cooked until they just started crisping.


My partner and I had started a (5lb!) beef roast earlier in the morning atop a bed of onion, carrots, celery, and about 2 cups of beef bone broth

Beef Roast

And then I concluded the preparations by putting my rolls in the 400F (204C) oven until browned (we brushed more butter on them which gave them an even flakier texture). And I used about 3 cups (700ml) of the roast drippings to make a gravy (which is in the creamer in this following picture because we don’t have a gravy boat); beginning with a roux (which I almost lost due to being new to heat management on a gas range) and then integrating the drippings and bringing to a gentle boil to reduce

Also pictured: my partner made Brandy Old Fashioned cocktails for us while we were cooking (and then another round for when we were dining). Brandy Old Fashioned cocktails are a tradition in Wisconsin where my in-laws are from. These are not quite traditionally prepared as they use Sprite instead of a sugar cube and soda water.


P.S. Somehow I ate everything on my plate and then ate a small slice of each of the pies (with homemade whipped cream for the pumpkin pie)

You can see the corner of my partner’s laptop – we tuned into our local news channel’s broadcast of the traditional lighting of the Plaza Lights, which was the first time I got a good look at our next door neighbor who is a morning news anchor for a news channel here… but I don’t watch televised news (and if I did, I wouldn’t that early in the morning, and if I did, it wouldn’t be that network/station)

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When I made mashed potatoes, I liked to use nonfat plain yogurt instead of milk.

For candied yams, my recipe involved using only about a quarter as much brown sugar, and drizzling the yams with maple syrup—about half as much as the omitted brown sugar; maple syrup has a very penetrating flavor. I’ve never tried using marshmallows, whose flavor I don’t care for; I can’t really imagine how they’d interact with maple.

I envy you your gas range. When we lived in San Diego we always cooked with gas, but every apartment I’ve looked at since then has had electric, which gives much poorer control of heating than I like.

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We did a batch of mashed potatoes a couple of weeks ago with full fat plain yogurt and I really didn’t care for the consistency (we called the batch our “restaurant mashed potatoes” because they tasted exactly like and had the same exact consistency as the mashed potatoes that, seemingly, every steakhouse in the city does). As far as nonfat vs full fat, we tend to not shy away from adding fat to things and that’ll be the case as long as none of us have cholesterol issues.

Maple syrup would probably make a nice glaze and that would be interesting – it just wouldn’t be the dish I associate with the holidays… But I might dabble with that, perhaps on New Year’s Eve

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For me, mashed potatoes only need a ton of butter and some salt. I don’t really have a specific amount of anything - I just add until it tastes right.

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Yesterday I made an approximation of my favourite Korean dish, dolsot bibimbap:

Technically that’s a cast iron frying pan, rather than a dolsot but I think I got away with it! The picture was taken before the final stage of adding sesame seeds, an egg, and a dollop of gochujang, and mixing it all together.

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What are the orange things? They look kind of like chunks of tofu that have been browned and/or seasoned . . .

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The orange things in the middle are carrots, the chunks around the outside are tofu fried in sesame oil.

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I tried a new technique for cooking pizza last night, which was a succès fou.

I made three pizza bases according to my usual recipe (225g strong flour, 160 lukewarm water, 2 Tbsp light olive oil, 1 Tbsp sugar, 2 tsp salt, 1 tsp ground oregano leaves, 1 tsp black pepper, raised on the trays) spread them with my usual pizza sauce, sprinkled them with cheese, and then baked them in a fan-forced oven at 200 °C until a little over half cooked. Then I dressed them with the toppings, covered them in cheese, and finished them on a pizza stone in the patio heater at 220–230 °C.

The results were excellent, having tender crisp bases and browning toasty cheese with a tang of wood-smoke; the pizza-flavoured pizza (onion, capsicum (bell peppers). mushrooms, olives, bacon, Hungarian hot salami) was declared the best I have ever made. Also, with one pizza in the oven and another in the chiminea, and using higher temperatures, I got a much quicker succession of pizzas on the table.

This experiment started out with my discovery that on a traditional Margherita pizza they add the mozzarella quite late in cooking and the basil and olive oil right at the end. I tried extending that approach to other pizzas and am happy with the results.


Last night’s dinner included a Margherita pizza, a seafood pizza (tomato sauce, onions, cheese, capsicum, anchovies, prawns (shrimp), mussels, capers, and fresh dill), and the aforedescribed pizza-flavoured pizza.

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I assume you cooked these first? Sounds delicious, though!

I may make fresh pizza this weekend for the first time in a few months. The holiday shopping season is real hard at the game store.

In a few minutes I’m going out to the kitchen to defrost our customary beef roast and put it in the oven, over a bed of carrots. I’ll be aiming to cook it to medium rare, with a well browned outer quarter inch or so.

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The mussels were marinated and I cut them into thin strips. The prawns were cooked. I would use green prawns though, provided that they were small enough to cook in a few minutes in the oven at 220–230 °C and were in the superficial layer.

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Fairy cakes for Santa and the reindeer:

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Beef:

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It’s not that there wasn’t plenty to eat, because there was. I am just a bit disappointed that the butcher so officiously cut away the meat from between the ribs, because that is the best part.

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I didn’t cook this, they’re from a local bakery.

It’s a mince pie croissant bomb

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I’m stuffed but could certainly make room for those.

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Put together my Christmas Gingerbread house, but went wrong with the instructions somewhere…

Ended up making too many baking plans and forgot to give much consideration into proper meals - with no family this year and our daughter 18 months, this is probably the last year we can get away with any easy Christmas. So settled with some naan pizza with butter chicken and paneer:

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More crumpets thanks to the warburton recipe someone posted around March. Gotta keep practicing them

And my traditional Christmas breakfast of Cookie times and baylies (but I got cheap this year). For the record it’s awful and I highly recommend not trying it yourself.

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