Honored to almost rate equal billing with horse urine. Also happy to now know the difference between turbid and turpid. Although both are relevant to the horse urine.
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Not to be confused with “turgid”, which is a thing that may happen to your stomach if you force yourself to gulp down a lot of frothy “champagne”, or “turnip”, which is a fuel stock that’s converted into horse urine (both turbid and regular).
When I was about to turn 18, I got a flyer from a local nightclub (whom I presume had trawled the electoral register) inviting me to book there for a birthday party with a “free bottle of bubbly”.
They did not specify bubbly what, which was probably for the best.
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Dear Soon-To-Be Eighteen Year Old
You are now legally old enough to:
- Drink
- Vote
- Join a Cthulhu worshipping cult
Why not combine all three in our special birthday offer. Free bottle of Rugose & Squamous’ finest bubbly included.
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I’m looking forward to the episode where the hapless characters tool up. 
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Yes, once the internet learns your particular appetites, you can rejoice in becoming the target of far more… unusual and specific ad campaigns.
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