Aka “masquerade breach on aisle 3”…
Other contributions are welcome.
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And you can read about the successes of Club Vitae in Vox Sanguinis
@BigJackBrass adds:
I had to look up what a “Vampire Facial” actually is. It belongs in a Carl Hiaasen novel, in which rich idiots get their skin messed around with and train their confirmation bias. Until they all get hung from banana trees, or something like that.
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Your hint is duly noted. 
I have been resolute in not doing so. Resolute and slightly terrified.