Aka “masquerade breach on aisle 3”…
Other contributions are welcome.
I had to look up what a “Vampire Facial” actually is. It belongs in a Carl Hiaasen novel, in which rich idiots get their skin messed around with and train their confirmation bias. Until they all get hung from banana trees, or something like that.
Your hint is duly noted.
I have been resolute in not doing so. Resolute and slightly terrified.