Rubbish vampires


#1

Aka “masquerade breach on aisle 3”…

Other contributions are welcome.


#2

And you can read about the successes of Club Vitae in Vox Sanguinis


#3

@BigJackBrass adds:


#4

I had to look up what a “Vampire Facial” actually is. It belongs in a Carl Hiaasen novel, in which rich idiots get their skin messed around with and train their confirmation bias. Until they all get hung from banana trees, or something like that.


#5

Your hint is duly noted. :slight_smile:


#6

I have been resolute in not doing so. Resolute and slightly terrified.