Great news for all users

I’m glad to announce today that server capacity problems will soon be a thing of the past: discussion.tekeli.li is becoming a part of the Astaroth Éditions publishing family! Of course nothing important will change, and I’ll remain involved in the community.

There will be one or two minor upgrades: any reference to Astaroth titles will be automatically improved to include standard neutral phrases such as “(sell your granny for a copy of this game)” or “(world hunger will be ended once everyone owns this)”. Meanwhile references to other companies’ games will be linked to the most appropriate substitute from a reliable publisher. I’m sure you’ll find this will improve your gaming experience in every way!

I realise this may be a little unexpected, and I’ll be busy for the next few weeks settling into my new solid gold mansion, so please contact the Polar Foil department for more information.

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As a Regular, can I get a solid gold yurt, or something?

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I’m sure the promotional budget could stretch to a space blanket.

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As a long-time Astaroth Éditions fan, I’ve already pre-ordered the upcoming 19 Nisan (as personally endorsed by Greta Thunberg), which looks like it’s going to be out of this world.

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Can I be replaced with a reliable publisher?

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Apparently the programme to upgrade consumers still has some bugs to work out.
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