Well, specifically, a pixel in a picture adorning a post full of innocent and boring text serving as the hyperlink to the real message, which was still encrypted, was allegedly actual tradecraft from the 2000s. I was wondering how to simplify it for the technology where hyperlinks werenât even things yet, but truthfully, the most important part is that you can conceal the message in something innocuous.
Obviously, if someone analyzes the message with the idea that it probably has a hidden meaning or something, and that someone has professional level skill in the technology, theyâll find it. The bet being made by the planners behind this whole thing is that with perestroika, glasnost, the end of the Warsaw Pact, the opening of borders and flood of people trying to connect with long-lost family in the next country or just know more about the West, is that the KGB and its satellite services are swamped.
Theyâre already suffering from a total freeze on all spending of foreign currency, which ends most of their still-running intelligence operations, or forces them to try to spend valuable time convincing agents to give them information in return for future promises. And, frankly, way more than half of the GRU and KGB are either already planning for their future in private industry or theyâve already started working for themselves, without bothering to tell anyone that they no longer work for the State.
Even if some small part of the counterintelligence and security services actually cared more about the cause they serve than their own future, or the fact that their state is probably more threatened by one side or another in domestic politics trying a coup at the last moment than anything foreigners are doing, well, this isnât 1986 or 1988. There arenât just a few foreigners in Moscow, each with a full surveillance detail, and their room bugged.
There are unprecedented numbers of foreign journalists, diplomats, political hacks, tourists and, yes, spies, travelling to Eastern Europe and the USSR, because theyâve started approving visas like itâs going out of style. Why? Because all of them arrive with, and, spend foreign currency, you see, changed at the exorbitant official rate, which has gone up by an order of magnitude recently, but is still three times better than the real market rate. This is what a country going broke looks like and it looks like all the security precautions take a back seat to trying to somehow stabilize the ruble.
Leaving aside the recent chaos sweeping through Eastern Europe and granting that the KGB and its satellite services trained disciplined and skilled counterintelligence and surveillance people, information technology is a fast-growing field at the moment. Formal academia, curriculums, corporate and business software, in short, all the fields which the KGB and GRU spied on, are not at the forefront of connectivity and Internet precursors. It might have happened among students and on university-owned computers, but people around the world sending each other fairly mundane messages, funny pictures or, well, porn, it isnât something the KGB employs many experts on. Charitably, their experts are some months behind the cutting-edge, and it might even be years, and during the development of technology which changes week by week, that is a very long time indeed to be behind.
Could they still determine that what appeared to be a scan of a Far Side comic or a Playboy centerfold, or, for that matter, a very low resolution game to shoot blaster shots at janky alien spiders moving according to simple patterns, which was a clear violation of Space Invaders IP, actually contained a message? Yes. What are the odds that they pick this particular one out of the many, many connections to foreign countries that their own citizens have started to do, in flagrant violation of all laws? Astronomical.
All the message has to do is look innocuous enough so that no one ever analyzes it. Look as much like the rest of the messages there as they can manage, but hide regular reports in some of their traffic.