Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours

[RogerBW]

“OK, I grudgingly concede that work is allowed to wake me during working hours.”

[BigJackBrass]

“In my opinion there seems to be a lot of pole vaulting over mouse turds in trying to define things”

[Sexagesimalian]

“I’ve been cucked by a turkey sandwich.”

[SteveB_uk]

“Why is the dolphin always there when I’m not?!”

[RogerBW]

Things I say to Guest Cat are excluded as being too easy.

E.g. “yes, you’re quite right, life is entirely unfair to small black cats who mean no harm to anybody. Unless they’re delicious. Or squeaky. Or run around suddenly.”

[Phil]

[Sexagesimalian]

@SteveB_uk

“Why is the dolphin always there when I’m not?!”

Is it the same reason why Batman is always there when Bruce Wayne is not?

[COMaestro]

Nope. They’re both there.

[Phil]

@Sexagesimalian

Batman is always there when Bruce Wayne is not

But… Bruce Wayne isn’t ever here…

*Looks around nervously.*

My landlord is going to be so mad.

[Phil]

Ooh, ooh…

If Batman is everywhere that Bruce Wayne isn’t, that explains Dark Matter.

[BigJackBrass]

The evidence that Batman and Bruce Wayne are entirely different people is everywhere. I’m surprised people still debate it.