Does GoodSir wag to the left or the right? Down, Sir, put it down!
Not really fair game for the thread as the only place it was heard was in my head.
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"Fortune favours bravery
And a fortune’s what Ive got!"
Operation Mincemeat musical
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“She’s peeing on her trunk.”
“That’s not standard Elephant behavior.”
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“That sounds like Animal Handling (Windsors).”
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“So we’re playing the geese, corn, fox game with two members of the royal family and a Yellow Fever certificate”.
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“This is definitely New Zealand’s most violent hospital.”
(Seeing a bit of a long-running hospital-based TV soap opera.)
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“Well, your father, he’s like a plant”
“No wait, I mean, like, you know how we breathe out carbon dioxide, and plants convert that carbon dioxide to oxygen? I mean like that. Re-energizing.”
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“Why is the pancreas on offer?… It’s pretty deep in there…”
“You have a knife! and an adventurous spirit…”
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‘An ergonomic triceratops. Called Trevor.’
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Not exactly last 24 hours…
But someone at work told me they sometimes get complaints from devs that our work is not exactly “state of the art” and he said “We’re working with what we got, they should stop complaining, it’s art of the State after all.”
(we’re specialized on projects in digitalization for the state)
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‘“Moss is generating electrical waves that look startlingly like a Neural Network”… Hm. That’s a bit worrying.”
“Why? Trees talk to each other.”
“Yes, but I’ve never wiped my arse on a tree.”
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“I will devour your flesh and sleep on sheets made from the skin of your children!”
My wife was upset about something. She also wants it known that if anyone wants to use this line for anything to ask permission first. And I would recommend you do, because…well, just read the line! 
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“And if you’re really lucky, I’ll do it in that order.”
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“That’s not the cat yowling, it’s a child next door.”
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Asimov couldn’t predict a future where the the Laws just get ignored sometimes.
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all good things are made from potatoes.
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I disagree; but most things made from potatoes are good.
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