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“He has the expression of a person who is being slowly surrounded by armed people who look scary.”

“‘Yes’, he says, agreeing with the terrifying people with blades.”

(RPG session. They were very suspicious of this innocent NPC. People tend to overlook how fucking terrifying a group of adventurers should be to just about everyone most of the time.)

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