# What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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**Created:** [30 April 2020 05:04 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718 "2020-04-30T05:04:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/49beb7/32.png) [@YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/YukonLichen)\
**Post date:** [6 September 2021 09:22 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/160 "2021-09-06T09:22:40Z")

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(Inspired by the [Herbalist’s Primer](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/herbalists-primer/3142) thread.)

My eyelids have gotten really hairy, recently. Must have been due to some strange herb I ate. Despite frequent shaving, the eyelid-hair grew longer and more tangled, at a truly alarming rate! The hospital staff couldn’t help, they just diagnosed it as IHES, idiopathic hirsute eyelid syndrome, and sent me home. In sheer desperation, I went to a dodgy back-alley doctor, who turned out to be a dodgy back-alley _witch_ doctor. Luckily, she knew a cure, but before the witch shared the old family recipe, she first swore me to secrecy. Of course, the problem had only kept getting worse and worse, so I could honestly tell her that my lids were sealed.

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