# What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [30 April 2020 05:04 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718 "2020-04-30T05:04:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/marx/32/28667_2.png) [@Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Marx)\ **Post date:** [10 April 2021 00:36 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/103 "2021-04-10T00:36:35Z")
I don’t get it… 'splain please? ---
**Author:** ![bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bruitist/32/31788_2.png) [@bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/bruitist)\ **Post date:** [10 April 2021 00:53 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/104 "2021-04-10T00:53:11Z")
Owen Wilson and Fozzy are known for saying “wow” and “wocka wocka” respectively. “Wow wow wocka wow wow wocka wocka wocka” is a good description of the riff that precedes the opening line (“Come with it now”) of [Bulls on Parade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4) (the riff in question starts at about 0:25). ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [10 April 2021 05:52 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/105 "2021-04-10T05:52:37Z")
How does David Hasselhoff fit into the riff? ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [10 April 2021 08:00 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/106 "2021-04-10T08:00:05Z")
I tried to load a board game and a dead cow onto the roof of my car, but it was a bit small and I couldn’t get the Carcassonne. I’ll get my coat. ---
**Author:** ![RossM](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rossm/32/1021_2.png) [@RossM](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RossM)\ **Post date:** [10 April 2021 08:06 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/107 "2021-04-10T08:06:44Z")
Ok this has changed my whole opinion about you in Blood on the clocktower. ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [11 April 2021 02:07 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/108 "2021-04-11T02:07:40Z")
> [@bruitist](#): > > Huh, that’s made me realise that I’ve been mishearing the opening line for years. I’ll argue that there’s nothing wrong with your hearing : ) So far as I can tell, what’s coming out of his mouth might be written as: “k’ wit it”. ---
**Author:** ![whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whswhs/32/2794_2.png) [@whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/whswhs)\ **Post date:** [19 April 2021 19:36 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/109 "2021-04-19T19:36:43Z")
Over on Samizdata I saw what I think can fairly be described as a Soviet joke from World War II Germany: Hitler, speaking to his portrait: _I wonder what will happen to us after the war?_ The portrait: _You’ll be hung, and I’ll be unhung._ ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [20 April 2021 01:51 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/110 "2021-04-20T01:51:47Z")
Heard the best dad joke ever. After a toast falls on the floor during breakfast - Have you heard of Murphy’s Law - No, what is it? - If something can go wrong, it will. If your toast falls on the floor, it will be on the butter side. That kind of thing. - Oh my God, that sounds like Cole’s Law - Oh, what’s that? - Thinly sliced cabbage ---
**Author:** ![Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/captbnut/32/21513_2.png) [@Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Captbnut)\ **Post date:** [20 April 2021 06:30 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/111 "2021-04-20T06:30:21Z")
What do you get if you attempt human DNA with goat DNA?.. …thrown out of the petting zoo ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [23 April 2021 16:38 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/112 "2021-04-23T16:38:46Z")
How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot. ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [23 April 2021 16:54 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/113 "2021-04-23T16:54:03Z")
What’s brown and sticky? A stick. ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [23 April 2021 17:19 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/114 "2021-04-23T17:19:10Z")
What’s a foot long and slippery? A slipper ---
**Author:** ![Agemegos](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/agemegos/32/15077_2.png) [@Agemegos](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Agemegos)\ **Post date:** [23 April 2021 20:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/115 "2021-04-23T20:27:19Z")
What ticks on the wall? Ticky tape. ---
**Author:** ![COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/comaestro/32/1030_2.png) [@COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/COMaestro)\ **Post date:** [28 April 2021 06:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/116 "2021-04-28T06:35:59Z")
Found on the Discord and too good not to share: ![image0-50](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/2X/c/c5a95e292052494797e857a86f798158d9f18af6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/yashima/32/21481_2.png) [@yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/yashima)\ **Post date:** [28 April 2021 08:44 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/117 "2021-04-28T08:44:47Z")
Why is this meme staring at my with accusation in its eyes? ---
**Author:** ![whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whswhs/32/2794_2.png) [@whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/whswhs)\ **Post date:** [28 April 2021 12:55 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/118 "2021-04-28T12:55:53Z")
I’m sorry, but I just don’t get this as a joke. What does “cart” mean in this context? ---
**Author:** ![Agemegos](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/agemegos/32/15077_2.png) [@Agemegos](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Agemegos)\ **Post date:** [28 April 2021 12:58 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/119 "2021-04-28T12:58:27Z")
> [@whswhs](#): > > I’m sorry, but I just don’t get this as a joke. What does “cart” mean in this cont It is common in on-line shopping software for there to be a “button” associated with each product and labelled “add to cart”, which begins the process of buying the object or licence. The joke is about “on-line [retail therapy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retail_therapy)”. ---
**Author:** ![whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whswhs/32/2794_2.png) [@whswhs](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/whswhs)\ **Post date:** [28 April 2021 13:18 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/120 "2021-04-28T13:18:38Z")
> [@Agemegos](#): > > It is common in on-line shopping software for there to be “button” associated with each product and labelled “add to cart”, which begins the process of buying the object or licence. > > The joke is about “on-line [retail therapy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retail_therapy)”. Oh, okay. Yes, I’ve used that, most often to buy books, so I’ve seen it. It just didn’t come to mind. On the other hand, I just showed it to C and she started laughing in a couple of seconds. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2021 17:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/121 "2021-05-30T17:05:19Z")
Remember when subway trains were outlawed? So poorly thought through. They just drove them underground. ---
**Author:** ![Boydesian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/boydesian/32/1053_2.png) [@Boydesian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Boydesian)\ **Post date:** [10 June 2021 13:32 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/122 "2021-06-10T13:32:57Z")
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