# What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [30 April 2020 05:04 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718 "2020-04-30T05:04:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2021 23:58 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/83 "2021-01-14T23:58:14Z")
My partner and I are always laughing about how competitive we are… But I laugh more. ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2021 00:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/84 "2021-01-15T00:05:43Z")
I’m the least competitive person. Show me someone less competitive than me and I will be even less competitive ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2021 00:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/85 "2021-01-15T00:23:41Z")
A man standing by the riverside sees another across and shouts: “Can you help me getting to the other side of the river?” To which the other guy responds: “But you are already on the other side!” ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2021 00:43 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/86 "2021-01-15T00:43:43Z")
The last one, I promise. What does _Winnie the Pooh_ have in common with _Alexander the Great_? They share their middle name. ---
**Author:** ![Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whistle_pig/32/1052_2.png) [@Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Whistle_Pig)\ **Post date:** [15 January 2021 07:52 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/87 "2021-01-15T07:52:55Z")
West Yorkshire police are investigating the theft of a city… They have no Leeds ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2021 21:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/88 "2021-02-04T21:59:28Z")
A snail to another: -“I’m crossing the road” -“Be careful, there is a bus in an hour” ---
**Author:** ![Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/marx/32/28667_2.png) [@Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Marx)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2021 04:02 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/89 "2021-02-05T04:02:04Z")
I’ve changed all the labels on the spices in our spice rack. My partner hasn’t noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin. ---
**Author:** ![Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/marx/32/28667_2.png) [@Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Marx)\ **Post date:** [7 February 2021 18:53 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/90 "2021-02-07T18:53:20Z")
My partner told a Soviet joke! I am so proud of her! A man gets in line for vodka, and as the hours pass gets more and more frustrated. Finally, he throws his hands up. “That’s it! I’ve had it! I hate Gorbachev! I’m going to go kill him!” He rushes off. A few hours later he shoulders his way back into his place in line. “How did it go!?” ask the people around him. “Did you kill Gorbachev?” “I made it to the Kremlin,” the man responds with a sigh, “but the line to kill him is longer than this one.” ---
**Author:** ![YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/49beb7/32.png) [@YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/YukonLichen)\ **Post date:** [14 February 2021 12:25 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/91 "2021-02-14T12:25:12Z")
Scotland Yard has started offering cups of a refreshing hot beverage to every citizen who’s been unfortunate enough to become part of a violent crime statistic, but it’s not a popular decision. Everyone’s unhappy with the police brew-tally-tea. ---
**Author:** ![TomNowell](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@TomNowell](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/TomNowell)\ **Post date:** [16 February 2021 10:21 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/92 "2021-02-16T10:21:09Z")
I’ve just been reading about a medieval siege where the attackers ran out of ammunition, so they loaded the trebuchet with a severed peasant’s head and fired it. By sheer luck, it hit the Duke’s son and knocked him off the battlements. It was the first serf-face-to-heir missile. ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [21 February 2021 21:28 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/93 "2021-02-21T21:28:10Z")
I tried to get my board game into the airplane, but security wouldn’t let me. They said the Risk was too big. ---
**Author:** ![Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/marx/32/28667_2.png) [@Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Marx)\ **Post date:** [25 February 2021 09:19 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/94 "2021-02-25T09:19:13Z")
What is Mario and Luigi’s overalls made out of? Denim denim denim. ---
**Author:** ![Boydesian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/boydesian/32/1053_2.png) [@Boydesian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Boydesian)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 14:15 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/95 "2021-03-22T14:15:06Z")
I shamelessly stole your joke and am pleased to report that it caused great anguish amongst my friends. I am in your debt. ---
**Author:** ![Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/marx/32/28667_2.png) [@Marx](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Marx)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 16:41 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/96 "2021-03-22T16:41:35Z")
I read this one online, but damn if it isn’t becoming a favourite: If Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for? … A Stormtrooper. ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 18:58 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/97 "2021-03-22T18:58:02Z")
I like this one, if a bit cruel: - Son, sit down, we need to talk. -OK dad. -You were adopted. -What? What do you mean adopted? I want to meet my biological parents! -Wait, no, we are your biological parents, you were adopted yesterday, and your new parents come tomorrow to pick you up. ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 19:01 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/98 "2021-03-22T19:01:54Z")
> [@Marx](#): > > I read this one online, but damn if it isn’t becoming a favourite: > > If Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for? > > … > > A Stormtrooper. Ooooh, I like that one! ---
**Author:** ![bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bruitist/32/31788_2.png) [@bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/bruitist)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 19:02 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/99 "2021-03-22T19:02:46Z")
> [@Marx](#): > > If Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for? Because he’s got little legs! Wait, wrong joke … ---
**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\ **Post date:** [22 March 2021 19:08 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/100 "2021-03-22T19:08:34Z")
To get to the other side! Wait, no… ---
**Author:** ![Shakyjk](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/shakyjk/32/1553_2.png) [@Shakyjk](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Shakyjk)\ **Post date:** [8 April 2021 20:13 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/101 "2021-04-08T20:13:30Z")
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**Author:** ![bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bruitist/32/31788_2.png) [@bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/bruitist)\ **Post date:** [8 April 2021 20:24 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718/102 "2021-04-08T20:24:20Z")
Huh, that’s made me realise that I’ve been mishearing the opening line for years. Looks like I’m not the only one though: ![image](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/2X/9/97bdb3bf60f70f4cfd140da5194d2e69f7594e07.jpeg) [Previous page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718.md?page=4) [Next page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question/718.md?page=6)