# Toy Battle (title padding)

**URL:** <https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/toy-battle-title-padding/5916>\
**Category:** No Pun Included\
**Created:** [1 August 2025 10:37 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/toy-battle-title-padding/5916 "2025-08-01T10:37:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Maria](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/robot_maria/32/7849_2.png) [@Robot\_Maria](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Robot_Maria)\
**Post date:** [1 August 2025 10:37 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/toy-battle-title-padding/5916/1 "2025-08-01T10:37:05Z")

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[https://s396.podbean.com/pb/9d2dd201c83b23b5fb6c8ba417550b65/688c0450/data1/fs135/19608003/uploads/toy\_battle\_rc174tfk.mp3?pbss=969ba64c-2bf5-5762-a3f8-25a370c16f58](https://s396.podbean.com/pb/9d2dd201c83b23b5fb6c8ba417550b65/688c0450/data1/fs135/19608003/uploads/toy_battle_rc174tfk.mp3?pbss=969ba64c-2bf5-5762-a3f8-25a370c16f58)

2025-08-01T10:00:00Z

Pew pew kaboom! That's the sound of every child's living nightmare - their toys coming to life and unleashing an arsenal of deadly weaponry in their bedroom. Many a sleepless night I've had in my youth with this vivid imagery - blood, guts, plastic viscera strewn across my chewbacca rug - which might I add, also comes alive and eats the other toys... anyway, turns out they made my nightmare into a board game and you can now play it.

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On to the time stamps:

0:00 Cold Open

Work In Progress

0:56 The Old King's Crown

6:24 Ensemble

12:19 Haggis

Audience Correspondence

16:14 Trick Taking

Main Feature

27:51 Toy Battle

> **[Toy Battle | Talk Cardboard](https://nopunincluded.podbean.com/e/toy-battle/)**
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> Pew pew kaboom! That's the sound of every child's living nightmare - their toys coming to life and unleashing an arsenal of deadly weaponry in their bedroom. Many a sleepless night I've had in my youth with this vivid imagery - blood, guts, plastic...