Im Tom and so is my wife!
Matt’s ill (all the best!), Ava’s moving (all the best!), Quinns is… whatever Quinns is doing, put down that axe…
I think we’ve had enough of this tomfoolery. Now any Tom, Dick, or Mary can run the site? I suggest we call in an artillery barrage of Long Toms to clear out all this nonsense so we can move on.