# Superhero Name Table

**URL:** <https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100>\
**Category:** Whartson Hall\
**Created:** [23 March 2018 11:49 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100 "2018-03-23T11:49:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 10:25 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/21 "2020-06-24T10:25:41Z")

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I’m Wet Carbon, which sounds as if someone was trying too hard to be clever and produced something dull.

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**Author:** ![Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/name1ess/32/1524_2.png) [@Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Name1ess)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 11:04 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/22 "2020-06-24T11:04:11Z")

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All I can think of is that the person who came up with this table dislikes somebody with a first name begining with J. Because honestly how may superheroes can you think of that have ‘Wet’ in their title?

Other than that why do we have Man and Girl? If you’re going to do gender titles then shouldn’t it be Man/Woman and Girl/Lad? Maybe one of those could replace ‘Steve’ in the list for last initials, because ‘Creeping Steve’ is almost as bad as ‘Wet Dream’!!

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**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 12:13 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/23 "2020-06-24T12:13:19Z")

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> [@JGD](#):
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> I’m Wet Carbon, which sounds as if someone was trying too hard to be clever and produced something dull.

In their particular superhero setting, that’s the name of the weird-tech that allows whatever the superpowers are…

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**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 13:16 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/24 "2020-06-24T13:16:35Z")

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> [@riddles](#):
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> Rainbow Dancer. Basically I’m Dazzler then…

You **wish** you were Dazzler 😁

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**Author:** ![riddles](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/riddles/32/1906_2.png) [@riddles](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/riddles)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 13:22 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/25 "2020-06-24T13:22:05Z")

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I am envisaging a “hero” now called the flasher. If I were to say “mirrors on the inside of the mac”, you can probably guess the rest…

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**Author:** ![gmwhite999](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/gmwhite999/32/8479_2.png) [@gmwhite999](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/gmwhite999)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 14:33 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/26 "2020-06-24T14:33:13Z")

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This chart would make me the rather tortologious **Miss Girl** - but, if I treat my middle name as a surname (the Spanish way) I get the much more impressive **Miss Tentacle**. I see another _Heroes Unlimited_ character concept coming on - or maybe a _Call of Cthulhu_ villainess.

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**Author:** ![Brattyjedi](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/brattyjedi/32/1618_2.png) [@Brattyjedi](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Brattyjedi)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 14:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/27 "2020-06-24T14:59:56Z")

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Forum name: Invisible Shadow  
Real name: Liquid Chaos

Invisible Shadow is just trying way too hard to advertise invisibility powers. Liquid Chaos is a little more fun.

#1 gaming buddy and husband is Wet Ego which is just cracking me up.

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**Author:** ![Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/name1ess/32/1524_2.png) [@Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Name1ess)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 15:33 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/28 "2020-06-24T15:33:12Z")

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> [@gmwhite999](#):
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> the rather tortologious **Miss Girl**

Passing over the possibility of being called **Kid Kid** , the opposite of Miss Girl is of course **Mister Man**. Which sounds like the being you get when Messrs Tickle, Greedy, Happy, Nosey and Little Miss Sunshine combined in full on Voltron style!

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**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\
**Post date:** [24 June 2020 16:00 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/29 "2020-06-24T16:00:53Z")

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> [@Brattyjedi](#):
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> #1 gaming buddy and husband is Wet Ego which is just cracking me up.

Quote from a D&D game years ago. Freshly rescued NPC looks at one of the party, and double-takes: “Your soul is wet … and that’s totally blown my cover, hasn’t it?”

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**Author:** ![Guvnor](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/guvnor/32/531_2.png) [@Guvnor](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Guvnor)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2020 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/30 "2020-07-02T09:29:00Z")

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_Moon Voodoo_  
Now I like that.

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**Author:** ![YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/y/49beb7/32.png) [@YukonLichen](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/YukonLichen)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2020 18:33 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/31 "2020-07-02T18:33:43Z")

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> [@riddles](#):
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> I am envisaging a “hero” now called the flasher. If I were to say “mirrors on the inside of the mac”, you can probably guess the rest…

Perhaps you’d prefer to be known as ‘The Scintillator’, or ‘Sparkle Tango’, or… anything other than ‘The Flasher’, really.

> [@Guvnor](#):
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> _Moon Voodoo_  
> Now I like that.

If you spell it ‘Moon Vodoun’, you even get a neat little rhyme.

> [@Name1ess](#):
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> All I can think of is that the person who came up with this table dislikes somebody with a first name begining with J. Because honestly how may superheroes can you think of that have ‘Wet’ in their title?

‘Wet Dog’ would be great. A hero whose powers involve neither moisture nor canines of any kind - he just smells kinda iffy, and he’s weaponized the odor.

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**Author:** ![Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/name1ess/32/1524_2.png) [@Name1ess](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Name1ess)\
**Post date:** [2 July 2020 22:36 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/32 "2020-07-02T22:36:42Z")

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> [@YukonLichen](#):
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> weaponized the odor.

Surely if you could weaponise your odour, you’d go with ‘The Smeller’, ‘Captain Stinky’ or even ‘The Incredible Stench’? Of course you could have been bitten by a radioactive wet dog, that would be fine. 😃

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**Author:** ![Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/chewy77/32/1035_2.png) [@Chewy77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Chewy77)\
**Post date:** [3 July 2020 00:44 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/33 "2020-07-03T00:44:41Z")

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Well, I am most definitely a family friendly superhero: Wet 2 Heads sounds like, well… I will leave it there…

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**Author:** ![MikeimusPrime](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/mikeimusprime/32/19639_2.png) [@MikeimusPrime](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/MikeimusPrime)\
**Post date:** [3 July 2020 07:10 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/34 "2020-07-03T07:10:31Z")

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Never fear, Rainbow 2 Heads is here.

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**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\
**Post date:** [9 July 2020 14:09 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/superhero-name-table/100/35 "2020-07-09T14:09:51Z")

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And if you’ve enjoyed discovering your inner hero, why not dip a toe into the Gyles Brandreth Anecdote Generator? Lovingly pinched from the QI elves on Twitter.

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