# Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [4 February 2021 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198 "2021-02-04T14:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 12:41 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2524 "2025-10-03T12:41:45Z")
“Never a cop around when you want one.” “Wouldn’t know.” “It’s the sort of game where you have great fun playing it, then suddenly it’s the end and you’re on zero points.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 13:03 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2525 "2025-10-03T13:03:09Z")
“Space cheese it! It’s the space rozzers!” “Did Terry Nation have a hand in this script?” ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 13:30 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2526 "2025-10-03T13:30:00Z")
“I bet God is really good at laundry.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 14:49 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2527 "2025-10-03T14:49:11Z")
“Sorry I single-handedly crashed the galactic economy.” ---
**Author:** ![Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/griffster77/32/1048_2.png) [@Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Griffster77)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 19:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2528 "2025-10-03T19:35:57Z")
“Would you like some help with that?” as I single handedly try and push a Ford Transit van up a slope… ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 20:55 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2529 "2025-10-03T20:55:03Z")
It’s easier if you use both arms. ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 21:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2530 "2025-10-03T21:05:11Z")
“Can you get me to Pluto before Dan does it?” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [3 October 2025 22:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2531 "2025-10-03T22:35:56Z")
![IMG_20251003_214420](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/3/0/301e2b71de36eba642d3114a54ec00fb5c2b3103.jpeg) King Arthur riding to Camlann on the Great Beetle That Eats the Sun, in the last Solstice of all. ---
**Author:** ![COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/comaestro/32/1030_2.png) [@COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/COMaestro)\ **Post date:** [4 October 2025 04:03 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2532 "2025-10-04T04:03:29Z")
Not exactly heard or said, but saw a license plate cover today which read: I’m so gay I can’t even park straight! ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [4 October 2025 11:33 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2533 "2025-10-04T11:33:10Z")
“My science is a yellow blob.” “Hanging around the labour exchange with a sign: WILL ARCHAEOLOGISE FOR GIN.” “And spend the parrot, which it turns out also works as a boat.” “Can I move my camp to be further away from him?” “I think you walk there, rather than it ‘costing you a foot’.” “Tell my assistant that.” “The guardian is… a giant ant. Well, I assume. Maybe it’s just an ant.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [4 October 2025 14:55 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2534 "2025-10-04T14:55:24Z")
“I want to trust you.” “_I_ want to trust me.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 07:48 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2535 "2025-10-05T07:48:17Z")
“… having real trouble getting away from Areola.” (Random fragment of football commentary at breakfast.) ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 09:29 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2536 "2025-10-05T09:29:37Z")
“Maeoni Viper: snakes are snakes, and frogs are nervous.” “Jessa, we talked about this. Cutting yourself is not the answer. Cutting other people is the answer.” “Dark Transformation!” "Harold, did you paint your bedroom black again?"l ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 09:54 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2537 "2025-10-05T09:54:02Z")
“If in doubt, Snek!” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 12:56 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2538 "2025-10-05T12:56:36Z")
“There is a fine line between committing to the bit and going into battle in a tit hammock.” (All these last from Ashes of course.) ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/gus/32/1019_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 16:17 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2539 "2025-10-05T16:17:54Z")
Probably why yer man was having trouble getting away from Areola… ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [5 October 2025 18:25 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2540 "2025-10-05T18:25:29Z")
“Damn this melty cheese!” ---
**Author:** ![COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/comaestro/32/1030_2.png) [@COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/COMaestro)\ **Post date:** [6 October 2025 05:46 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2541 "2025-10-06T05:46:21Z")
“I didn’t stick around to find out how indentured the servitude was.” ---
**Author:** ![Sexagesimalian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/sexagesimalian/32/10542_2.png) [@Sexagesimalian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Sexagesimalian)\ **Post date:** [6 October 2025 21:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2542 "2025-10-06T21:05:54Z")
So yes, you can lift yourself with your own boot straps. You just need a complex boot strap and of course _ **something higher to hook it to** _. (emphasis mine) [![](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/3/1/31069c07fc33d380ac545018e949a94460302051.jpeg "Why Pulleys Are Weirder Than You Think") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPtGGBXiivE) ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [7 October 2025 00:42 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2543 "2025-10-07T00:42:06Z")
Where the “They” in the clickbait thumbnail is “ChatGPT” 🤦 (which apparently bases its response on the idea that, when not anchored by the ground, the human musculoskeletal system _is_ capable of exerting enough force on the rope to balance its own weight, but _incapable_ of… applying some more force). [Previous page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198.md?page=126) [Next page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198.md?page=128)