# Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [4 February 2021 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198 "2021-02-04T14:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/griffster77/32/1048_2.png) [@Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Griffster77)\ **Post date:** [15 August 2025 21:24 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2484 "2025-08-15T21:24:45Z")
> [@Acacia](#): > > Sacagawea and Molly Pitcher I remember learning a bit about the Lewis and Clark expedition. But can’t say I remember it! Never heard of Molly Pitcher until I read about the Revolutionary War in my 20s ---
**Author:** ![yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/yashima/32/21481_2.png) [@yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/yashima)\ **Post date:** [15 August 2025 22:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2485 "2025-08-15T22:23:20Z")
I learned about her in Latin class … or history. Romans and their conquests generally featured a lot at my school. The teachers got really mad when I decided to quit Latin for the last 2 years. ---
**Author:** ![raged\_norm](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/raged_norm/32/21570_2.png) [@raged\_norm](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/raged_norm)\ **Post date:** [16 August 2025 05:52 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2486 "2025-08-16T05:52:54Z")
> [@Acacia](#): > > Sacagawea I learned most of what I know about her from the Your Dead To Me podcast and the book that was given to my daughter - Fantastically Great Women who changed the world, Volume 1 ---
**Author:** ![Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whistle_pig/32/1052_2.png) [@Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Whistle_Pig)\ **Post date:** [16 August 2025 05:56 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2487 "2025-08-16T05:56:02Z")
+100 for You’re Dead to Me! ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [16 August 2025 20:17 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2488 "2025-08-16T20:17:17Z")
![IMG_20250816_205420](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/4/e/4e2e851a791848964cc622e90bb71fed83752b32.jpeg) “You realise my head is now filled by a Scandinavian male voice choir belting out ‘We’ll Find The Way’?” (ETA: this should of course have been “We Know The Way”.) ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [17 August 2025 10:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2489 "2025-08-17T10:27:32Z")
(Invading with the green empire in A War of Whispers) “We will paint the city walls with the… bile of our enemies.” “Sir, we didn’t pick first, did we?” ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [17 August 2025 10:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2490 "2025-08-17T10:35:41Z")
Be glad you’re not the brown empire. ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [18 August 2025 00:57 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2491 "2025-08-18T00:57:01Z")
“It takes a lifetime to learn Emacs. The sooner you start, the longer it takes.” (I read it rather than heard it, but it made me laugh and want to share it :). ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [19 August 2025 11:36 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2492 "2025-08-19T11:36:28Z")
“I can swim, but I am getting a lot of balls in the face.” ---
**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\ **Post date:** [19 August 2025 15:28 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2493 "2025-08-19T15:28:45Z")
Me: “Allow me a moment to _hate_ Apple before I try to solve this problem.” Sysadmin: “Where can I join the club?” ---
**Author:** ![COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/comaestro/32/1030_2.png) [@COMaestro](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/COMaestro)\ **Post date:** [19 August 2025 15:44 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2494 "2025-08-19T15:44:15Z")
Can I join too? ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [22 August 2025 23:08 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2495 "2025-08-22T23:08:51Z")
“How is that beer?”, me asking my wife about a beer we bought on vacation. “Tastes like Minnesota”, she said. “oh?” “Sort of bland and watery.” ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 01:02 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2496 "2025-08-23T01:02:54Z")
“What is lunch?” “Baby don’t hurt me…” “No. Stop.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 14:43 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2497 "2025-08-23T14:43:27Z")
“If _I_ were being fake police — not that I ever have — I would secret a key to my own handcuffs about my person. These guys are amateurs!” ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 16:25 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2498 "2025-08-23T16:25:05Z")
“Ilkley Lido! £17 a ticket, and at that price I did not expect to get stung by a wasp!” ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 17:00 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2499 "2025-08-23T17:00:46Z")
Do they usually charge more for that? ---
**Author:** ![Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whistle_pig/32/1052_2.png) [@Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Whistle_Pig)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 17:43 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2500 "2025-08-23T17:43:18Z")
Why pay £17 to get into Ilkley Lido when you can walk for 5 minutes and take a dip in the totally-not-sewage-filled River Wharfe for free? ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [23 August 2025 17:48 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2501 "2025-08-23T17:48:35Z")
Hey, I just report what’s said. I don’t question people’s faecal avoidance preferences. ---
**Author:** ![SteveB\_uk](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/steveb_uk/32/26030_2.png) [@SteveB\_uk](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/SteveB_uk)\ **Post date:** [24 August 2025 10:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2502 "2025-08-24T10:35:01Z")
This one has polka-dots and BEES ---
**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\ **Post date:** [24 August 2025 15:11 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2503 "2025-08-24T15:11:11Z")
> [@BigJackBrass](#): > > “And just when you think things couldn’t get any more awesome the ninja nuns show up.” Older than 24 hours ago, but still good: “Hum … do we want to land the airship on the opera house? I’m not asking that question! _Of course_ we want to land the airship on the opera house!” [Previous page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198.md?page=124) [Next page](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198.md?page=126)