# Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [4 February 2021 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198 "2021-02-04T14:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2025 21:07 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2384 "2025-05-18T21:07:03Z")
![IMG_9289](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/5/5/551060fffdde2a3c43d57f68c7c720d628e0e608.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [18 May 2025 21:40 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2385 "2025-05-18T21:40:44Z")
“If the comic relief can be killed, no one is safe!” ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [19 May 2025 12:56 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2386 "2025-05-19T12:56:44Z")
“Cannabis and chopsticks are not a match made in heaven.” ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [20 May 2025 22:24 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2387 "2025-05-20T22:24:59Z")
Some instructions are brain-bendingly complex. Others, such as the one I just read for a piece of music software, are merely brain-bending: _2. set “Make bottom honky” to the maximum._ ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [22 May 2025 10:41 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2388 "2025-05-22T10:41:44Z")
“Raufoss high explosive incendiary round made from fragments of the True Cross, from three miles. Hell of a shot.” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2025 11:12 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2389 "2025-05-23T11:12:01Z")
“Steve, that is not a stealth camper, it is a stealth surveillance van that you can sleep in.” ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2025 20:34 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2390 "2025-05-23T20:34:31Z")
Just figured out where this is from, I think. Haven’t watch yet ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2025 20:56 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2391 "2025-05-23T20:56:17Z")
“Camping with Steve” YouTube channel. Sorry, I don’t mean to be obscure. ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2025 21:07 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2392 "2025-05-23T21:07:23Z")
Yeah. I’m a subscriber. Looking forward to watching that one ---
**Author:** ![RossM](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rossm/32/1021_2.png) [@RossM](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RossM)\ **Post date:** [23 May 2025 21:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2393 "2025-05-23T21:23:08Z")
It’s always important to remember your Step 2 ---
**Author:** ![Benkyo](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/benkyo/32/1026_2.png) [@Benkyo](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Benkyo)\ **Post date:** [25 May 2025 01:10 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2394 "2025-05-25T01:10:44Z")
“You are so cute, can I eat you?” “mmm, OK, but I’ll escape via the same route I came out as a baby” … “oh no wait, I’d get digested in your stomach.” ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2025 16:51 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2395 "2025-05-30T16:51:37Z")
“Want to hear a Gen Z knock knock joke?” “OK.” "Knock knock. … … … ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2025 16:52 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2396 "2025-05-30T16:52:47Z")
“I wasn’t aiming with my cleavage!” “‘One of those old timey movies, like _Predator 2_.’ Yes, this character is 24 years old.” ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2025 16:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2397 "2025-05-30T16:59:05Z")
> [@Acacia](#): > > "Knock knock. I think the “Knock knock.” is pretty unrealistic. Pretty sure it would be: “text message notification” ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2025 17:03 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2398 "2025-05-30T17:03:10Z")
Well, in this scenario the genzer is IN the house. Who knows what’s outside? ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [30 May 2025 23:56 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2399 "2025-05-30T23:56:49Z")
Does that mean a geezer is Gen E ? _Edit: Hang on, that doesn’t work. I… have no excuse._ ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2025 11:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2400 "2025-05-31T11:59:25Z")
All I see is toe! ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2025 16:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2401 "2025-05-31T16:05:37Z")
“I’m not on fire.” “The night is still young.” “Hold on, the mission just says to return the baby to the orphanage to meet his family. Nothing in here about ‘alive’.” “It’ll be fine. Babies put things in their mouths all the time, right?” ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2025 16:31 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2402 "2025-05-31T16:31:02Z")
“I shall require a lemon-scented wipe and a complete hosing down.” ---
**Author:** ![Sexagesimalian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/sexagesimalian/32/10542_2.png) [@Sexagesimalian](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Sexagesimalian)\ **Post date:** [31 May 2025 19:04 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2403 "2025-05-31T19:04:53Z")
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