# Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [4 February 2021 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198 "2021-02-04T14:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2025 15:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2204 "2025-02-04T15:59:00Z")
“It’s like it’s being bonked by all those tiny little watermelons” ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2025 16:32 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2205 "2025-02-04T16:32:44Z")
> It’s like being bonked by all those tiny little watermelons. I have this exact same dream. ---
**Author:** ![Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whistle_pig/32/1052_2.png) [@Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Whistle_Pig)\ **Post date:** [4 February 2025 16:57 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2206 "2025-02-04T16:57:42Z")
![How-to-Plant-and-Grow-Cucamelons-Feature-4178277540](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/e/8/e8e4a3ad5b97992e5c381a4ad61a7ca9a6eacdd3.jpeg) ? ---
**Author:** ![yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/yashima/32/21481_2.png) [@yashima](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/yashima)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2025 08:36 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2207 "2025-02-05T08:36:27Z")
Giant hands? ---
**Author:** ![Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/whistle_pig/32/1052_2.png) [@Whistle\_Pig](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Whistle_Pig)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2025 09:17 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2208 "2025-02-05T09:17:18Z")
Cucamelons ---
**Author:** ![Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/griffster77/32/1048_2.png) [@Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Griffster77)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2025 09:48 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2209 "2025-02-05T09:48:30Z")
Its the BFG ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2025 22:44 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2210 "2025-02-05T22:44:31Z")
Watching Marques Brownlee reviewing a Samsung 'phone camera. He just described how it performs “in darker light”… ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [5 February 2025 23:59 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2211 "2025-02-05T23:59:15Z")
Dark Sucker Theory? ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [6 February 2025 00:47 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2212 "2025-02-06T00:47:07Z")
_Her, watching a TV show I can’t stand, and laughing…_: “Ah… it’s too much!” “Woo hoo!” “Why ‘woo hoo’?” “You said it was too much.” “I think you’ve misunderstood.” ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [12 February 2025 16:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2213 "2025-02-12T16:23:06Z")
(while discussing “version 3.7.1”) “Three _dot_ seven _point_ one” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [12 February 2025 16:32 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2214 "2025-02-12T16:32:06Z")
Really annoy them and pronounce it “decimal”. (Non US, or at least UK, air traffic cobtrol standard.) ---
**Author:** ![bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bruitist/32/31788_2.png) [@bruitist](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/bruitist)\ **Post date:** [12 February 2025 16:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2215 "2025-02-12T16:35:09Z")
Three and one tenth and seventeen hundredths. ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [16 February 2025 04:05 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2216 "2025-02-16T04:05:33Z")
“I can’t remember what I was going to say…” “Was it about ghosts?” “No.” “Was it about… not ghosts?” “Yes.” “I got it in two!” ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [19 February 2025 02:16 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2217 "2025-02-19T02:16:17Z")
“You know they say that grief comes in three stages. There’s the first bit, then there’s the next bit, and then you’re done.” _– Words of wisdom from the most unsentimental person I know._ ---
**Author:** ![Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/lordof1/32/5_2.png) [@Lordof1](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Lordof1)\ **Post date:** [19 February 2025 23:28 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2218 "2025-02-19T23:28:55Z")
This reminds me of Alan Partridge summarising Rudyard Kipling’s _If_: ‘If you do x, y and z, Bob’s your uncle.’ ---
**Author:** ![TomNowell](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@TomNowell](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/TomNowell)\ **Post date:** [20 February 2025 15:10 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2219 "2025-02-20T15:10:07Z")
I was in an online session for a large outsourcing business where they were supposed to teach us about workshop design. The guy hosting the session got us all to log on to an anonymous survey site and his first question was “What’s your favourite warm-up activity?” (our host loves warm-up activities). Among the usual “interesting fact” or “drawing things” entries, one person submitted the answer “genocide”. I’m not sure if they were trolling or making a comment on not agreeing with their government/ military client. ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/gus/32/1019_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [20 February 2025 21:13 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2220 "2025-02-20T21:13:33Z")
“You cannot roll a cigarette with meatballs!” ---
**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\ **Post date:** [20 February 2025 22:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2221 "2025-02-20T22:23:54Z")
I should hope not! Cannelloni is the appropriate tool. ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [21 February 2025 19:46 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2222 "2025-02-21T19:46:51Z")
“If you need me to get my 'phone out to have a good time, something’s gone wrong…” ---
**Author:** ![Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/captbnut/32/21513_2.png) [@Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Captbnut)\ **Post date:** [21 February 2025 20:11 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2223 "2025-02-21T20:11:00Z")
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