# Actual things you actually said (or heard) in the last 24 hours **URL:** \ **Category:** Not Games\ **Created:** [4 February 2021 14:27 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198 "2021-02-04T14:27:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 109
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2025 11:02 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2163 "2025-01-04T11:02:18Z")
“Let’s pump the old population generator. (Not a euphemism.)” ---
**Author:** ![JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/jgd/32/619_2.png) [@JGD](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/JGD)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2025 11:30 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2164 "2025-01-04T11:30:53Z")
“Observe if there are any signs of fear of pigeons?” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2025 16:24 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2165 "2025-01-04T16:24:20Z")
“This is Cinderbeard. I’m putting one Outlaw collar on the ship only because I don’t have two.” ![IMG_20250104_160107](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/e/4/e4bb43b8f5022729fc9886fefcb49988305e5a75.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [4 January 2025 23:23 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2166 "2025-01-04T23:23:08Z")
“I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow!” ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [5 January 2025 21:15 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2167 "2025-01-05T21:15:15Z")
“They laughed at our effete ways, but who’s dying of cholera now?” (Imperium; I was playing the Minoans.) ---
**Author:** ![RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/rogerbw/32/3_2.png) [@RogerBW](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/RogerBW)\ **Post date:** [6 January 2025 15:11 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2168 "2025-01-06T15:11:38Z")
> [@Phil](#): > > “I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow!” [![](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/1/d/1da642ef4da12a591faa3172d791e01ec8e8073e.jpeg "STARKID Firebringer - We Got Work To Do "I don't really want to do the work today"") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2EI65ZEqYQ) ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [7 January 2025 14:51 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2169 "2025-01-07T14:51:05Z")
“Can I have five more minutes?” “No.” “Please?” “OK, we’ll count to butts.” … “1, 2, 3, 4…” “12, 13, 14…” “Wait, how many is ‘butts?’” ---
**Author:** ![dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@dscheidt](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/dscheidt)\ **Post date:** [13 January 2025 15:35 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2170 "2025-01-13T15:35:55Z")
“Half your outages are caused by BGP not working.” “Yes.” short beat. “The other half, though, are caused by BGP working.” ---
**Author:** ![MrTim](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/mrtim/32/91_2.png) [@MrTim](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/MrTim)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2025 08:33 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2171 "2025-01-14T08:33:10Z")
That is a genre of joke that I feel needs more representation. My favorite is probably Christopher Walken, Christopher Standen, and Christopher Sitten. ---
**Author:** ![Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/griffster77/32/1048_2.png) [@Griffster77](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Griffster77)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2025 08:57 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2172 "2025-01-14T08:57:26Z")
Yeah I remember one with a happy picture saying Kate Winslet and a sad picture saying Kate Loselet which I quite liked ---
**Author:** ![Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/acacia/32/6915_2.png) [@Acacia](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Acacia)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2025 14:52 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2173 "2025-01-14T14:52:08Z")
![image](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/7/d/7d9ec6f8045b3992aa3f5a542317b82e1bb4a97d.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2025 16:01 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2174 "2025-01-14T16:01:14Z")
And then there’s… ![IMG_8619](https://discussion.tekeli.li/uploads/default/original/3X/3/7/37fe1b9eca6e6d9a4ccd0d821be6629c20aed8f6.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/pillbox/32/1031_2.png) [@pillbox](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/pillbox)\ **Post date:** [14 January 2025 20:18 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2175 "2025-01-14T20:18:04Z")
“Your pants have been delivered” ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 03:58 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2176 "2025-01-17T03:58:32Z")
“You think I should live in a house of cheese, with the bears.” ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/gus/32/1019_2.png) [@Gus](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [17 January 2025 13:20 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2177 "2025-01-17T13:20:37Z")
‘I could always neck a sardine if I were that bothered.’ ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [18 January 2025 14:39 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2178 "2025-01-18T14:39:41Z")
“My left hand’s happy to have something to do again.” ---
**Author:** ![raged\_norm](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/raged_norm/32/21570_2.png) [@raged\_norm](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/raged_norm)\ **Post date:** [18 January 2025 19:22 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2179 "2025-01-18T19:22:26Z")
“They look like mini cabbages” ---
**Author:** ![BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/bigjackbrass/32/4_2.png) [@BigJackBrass](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/BigJackBrass)\ **Post date:** [20 January 2025 13:01 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2180 "2025-01-20T13:01:02Z")
“I can hear your fingerprints but I can’t hear your voice.” ---
**Author:** ![Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/captbnut/32/21513_2.png) [@Captbnut](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Captbnut)\ **Post date:** [21 January 2025 16:10 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2181 "2025-01-21T16:10:36Z")
What did your teacher think of the hand grenade? ---
**Author:** ![Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/user_avatar/discussion.tekeli.li/phil/32/1508_2.png) [@Phil](https://discussion.tekeli.li/u/Phil)\ **Post date:** [21 January 2025 16:28 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/actual-things-you-actually-said-or-heard-in-the-last-24-hours/2198/2182 "2025-01-21T16:28:52Z")
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