The commissioner looks around the room.
"Well team, that was an adventure. Those suspects sure are some tricky customers! Good work to everyone, and special congratulations to @Assussanni who wins the coveted Detective of the Month award for July! Well done!
"I’ve tallied up all of our results, and can tell you that we’ve scored 3650 points out of a possible 4520 for a solid final rating of 81%. I’ve prepared the celebratory tea and biscuits in the staff room.
“As promised, you’ve all earned yourselves a holiday! Some of you have already submitted your leave requests, and I’ll be approving those shortly, just so long as there aren’t any more of those pesky—”