# \#245: Beowulf: The Legend

**URL:** <https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/245-beowulf-the-legend/4632>\
**Category:** So Very Wrong About Games\
**Created:** [10 January 2023 11:37 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/245-beowulf-the-legend/4632 "2023-01-10T11:37:03Z")\
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**Post date:** [10 January 2023 11:37 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/245-beowulf-the-legend/4632/1 "2023-01-10T11:37:03Z")

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[https://d1bxy2pveef3fq.cloudfront.net/episodes/high/38875599.mp3?episode\_id=52397253&show\_id=2761736&user\_id=10238956&organization\_id=9212535&tenant=SPREAKER×tamp=1673350624&media\_type=static&Expires=1673609824&Key-Pair-Id=K1J2BR3INU6RYD&Signature=tRKEOZWJUSoCWKKDk7bCSKbPo9ENY2MVh6wZs27zyf1DrnVUnsUYd~SUwPZ436njfWeScVuxPWc~~LS4IwwX5jY8by74KhcUEX4PzGRdUeYeR9FhbSv0tByBIe9A2wj0WcPsef4Dhk34LGuvptMjLCvgSVvL8MgW9DY8eOurC440Nad6VifX36KuQ9QvDvpfGTnv~2eVHN3mtuJIvbZ7yDHdvlOvszT30NnLK47gUC9NIF5xu30cMOk~YDeCbcp47iTXrlSk0ATijO20JpoJjw2k4F0uP0RGF6CSEbm8HZ-HTDKllnT9mcz0g0b5zbpNjzmuA9QojLSKs7-j4UIgOw\_\_](https://d1bxy2pveef3fq.cloudfront.net/episodes/high/38875599.mp3?episode_id=52397253&show_id=2761736&user_id=10238956&organization_id=9212535&tenant=SPREAKER&timestamp=1673350624&media_type=static&Expires=1673609824&Key-Pair-Id=K1J2BR3INU6RYD&Signature=tRKEOZWJUSoCWKKDk7bCSKbPo9ENY2MVh6wZs27zyf1DrnVUnsUYd~SUwPZ436njfWeScVuxPWc~~LS4IwwX5jY8by74KhcUEX4PzGRdUeYeR9FhbSv0tByBIe9A2wj0WcPsef4Dhk34LGuvptMjLCvgSVvL8MgW9DY8eOurC440Nad6VifX36KuQ9QvDvpfGTnv~2eVHN3mtuJIvbZ7yDHdvlOvszT30NnLK47gUC9NIF5xu30cMOk~YDeCbcp47iTXrlSk0ATijO20JpoJjw2k4F0uP0RGF6CSEbm8HZ-HTDKllnT9mcz0g0b5zbpNjzmuA9QojLSKs7-j4UIgOw__)

2023-01-10T11:00:03Z

"I’m head of the class  
I’m popular  
I’m a quarter back  
I’m popular  
My mom says I’m a catch  
I’m popular  
I’m never last picked  
I’m in the Green Team clique

Being attractive is the most important thing there is  
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond  
You have to be as attractive as possible  
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean  
Wash it at least every two weeks  
Once every two weeks  
And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall  
Tell him he played a great game  
Tell him you liked his choice in the best of three"

-Popular by Nada Surf,  
which ought to have been in the Green Team Wins rulebook

Games Played Last Week:  
01:09 -Undaunted: Stalingrad (Trevor Benjamin and David Thompson, Osprey Games, 2022)  
04:01 -Tiletum (Simone Luciani and Daniele Tascini, Board&Dice, 2022)  
08:18 -Green Team Wins (Nathan Thornton, 25th Century Games, 2022)  
10:55 -Terracotta Army (Przemysław Fornal and Adam Kwapiński, Board&Dice, 2022)  
17:54 -Paperback Adventures (Tim Fowers and Skye Larsen, Fowers Games, 2022)  
23:34 -Don’t L.L.A.M.A. Dice (Reiner Knizia, AMIGO, 2021)  
24:46 -Robotech: Reconstruction (Dr. Wictz, Strange Machine Games, 2021)  
29:12 -Hyperborea (Andrea Chiarvesio & Pierluca Zizzi, Asterion, 2014)  
34:24 -Roll Camera!: The Filmmaking Board Game (Malachi Ray Rempen, Keen Bean Studios, 2021)

News (and why it doesn’t matter):  
38:32 Irrgarten der Magier (Magician’s Maze): Co-op dexterity with magnets!  
40:05 Andrew Parks and Eric Goldberg’s Tales of the Arthurian Knights  
41:06 Isle of Skye Big Box: Walker Buys Twice Edition  
42:16 End of year SVWAG survey! Questions! Prizes! Please help us plan! [https://forms.gle/WuqtmUK39xFMAbAb7](https://forms.gle/WuqtmUK39xFMAbAb7)  
42:54 We have a Patreon. [www.patreon.com/svwag](http://www.patreon.com/svwag)

44:11 Feature Game: Beowulf: The Legend (Reiner Knizia, KOSMOS, 2005)

> **[\#245: Beowulf: The Legend](https://www.spreaker.com/user/10238956/episode-245-beowulf-the-legend)**
>
> "I'm head of the class
> I'm popular
> I'm a quarter back
> I'm popular
> My mom says I'm a catch
> I'm popular
> I'm never last picked
> I'm in the Green Team clique
> 
> Being attractive is the most important thing there is
> If you wanna catch the biggest fish in...

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**Post date:** [12 January 2023 23:02 UTC](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/245-beowulf-the-legend/4632/2 "2023-01-12T23:02:10Z")

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Made the „choice“ to listen to this episode while playing a game they talked about.  
Am I being unduly influenced? I think not. I think the podcast just solidified my misgivings about Paperback Adventures ([see here](https://discussion.tekeli.li/t/recent-boardgames-your-last-played-game-volume-2/399/6778))
